#7. Cristiano Ronaldo
With his fake tan, gelled hair, and ruthlessly plucked eyebrows, Cristiano Ronaldo truly is the pinnacle of traditional masculinity. The three-time Ballon d’Or winner is one of the best players to ever play the game and is the top scorer in Real Madrid history. He has won three Champions League titles, league titles in Spain and England, and recently led Portugal to victory in the European Championships in France. However things didn’t quite end that way the last time he was in a European Championship final. Euro 2004 was in his native Portugal and a young Ronaldo helped his country to the final in Lisbon. They played outsiders Greece who proceeded to, well, beat them 1-0 and Cristiano turned on the waterworks for the world to see.