10. Brian Pinas
This Dutch winger made just a single appearance in two years for Kevin Keegan- which is why Brian Pinas will always be known as the “Fernando Torres” of Kevin Keegan. Now you could try pronouncing Pinas as either peanuts or the other word- but either of them sounds incredibly funny. While the first sounds like the name of a cartoon character- the other sounds more like a pornstar! Perhaps footballer is the last thing you’d judge him to be if you heard his name and you didn’t know who he was. He comes at the 7th spot in our countdown.