#10. Jon Parkins
The English striker has enjoyed a long nomadic career across the lower leagues of the country, including stints at current Premier League clubs Hull and Stoke City. Judging by his waist size, it is safe to assume that he sure did not walk his way across all the clubs he played for. A footballer renowned for his unhealthy social life, Parkins was appropriately nicknamed ‘The Beast’ for his imposing figure and larger than life personality. The big man does boast of 174 goals across his career, and is much loved by the fans of almost all his previous clubs.